Lyssa Love's Existence

Hooker TEXT:

Guy: Hey Rem me? I will be in Vegas the first week of Feb? Wanna grab a drink?

Me: Who is this?

Guy: Eddie from Chicago. We spent the night and morning together last April? I am hurt that you forgot=(

Me: IDK an Eddie from Chicago. My name is Melissa. I think you have the wrong #

Eddie: Not to be an ass:) but are you the dancer/stripper/call girl that was in my room at the Wynn in Vegas that was from England?

Me: No! none of the above. i had the # for 2 mos. I think u got the wrong # sorry.

Eddie: I am so sorry

Never get a new cell phone # in Vegas you might end up with a Hooker’s old number.HAHA!


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