December 2009
6 posts
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?’
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are...
'Crushed' into Dreams
So I had a dream bout Michael Bublé before I woke this morning. Let’s just say it was a good dream. Traveling with Michael in my dream was awesome felt so real. But as I woke and laid in bed I started to think “Wow what’s my deal with being attracted to musicians, particularly singers. My mind was racing and I started to think back bout all my crushes and analyze it,as I am doing...
Future looks bright, NOW WRITE!
I have failed my Tumblr. I only post shit I think is funny or my YouTube videos. I have abandon my writing skills. My goal for 2010 on my Tumblr is to write more. Such as daily blogs, stories, and be more interactive on this site. period. I love expressing myself in many ways. Writing (top one), taking pictures, and shooting videos. This is the time now more than ever to get my real creative...
